Forget neckties and meetings. Throw your spreadsheets out the window. Grab Deb from accounting and tell her it's time to trade her sensible heels for dancin' shoes. Because it's time you met me: My name is CEO and I'm the Executive Director of Partying! The Head Honcho of your Heart! The Big Cheese of... uh... cheese? Why spend your time on commutes and Zoom calls when you could be spending it hanging out with ME? That's much more fun! Who needs profit when you've got play? I'd rather think about cuddles than capital, personally. Networking, though? Now, THAT'S where I shine! I'm a total people person. And a cat person. It's never occurred to me to dislike or distrust anyone. As far as I'm concerned, there's no such thing as a stranger! I'll go play with the other cats through their cages if they're not ready to come out yet. I'll come running to greet any human visitor. I'll be the life of any party, conference, or corporate event! Although it's not appropriate in the workplace, I don't really believe in physical boundaries. I love to be held and will climb right into your lap without waiting to be invited. Thing is, though, I don't expect you to respect my boundaries any more than I respect yours. You can touch my belly or flip me upside-down or whatever you like (I mean, be nice, obviously) and I won't mind. As long as you're having fun, so am I! So let's make it happen. No need to contact my secretary. Just come out and see me! My name is C.E.O., I'm a year old, and I'm neutered, up to date on shots, and fully vetted. I'm available for adoption through Open Door Animal Sanctuary House Springs, MO (636)671-3643 (fb)

Happy National Rescue Dog Day! How did you meet your rescue dog? How did you know they were "the one"? Show us a photo in the comments below! 👇 (fb)