We were going to make a real post today, but then we remembered: Turkeys can swim. Yep. Wild turkeys. Flapping their way across the North Fork like they’ve got errands. Virginia nature is majestic and mildly chaotic—just like us. Anyway, we’re busy. The river’s doing river things. Carry on. (fb)

🚨TRASH-MAGEDDON: 20-BAG SHOWDOWN In a world where insulation foam drifts freely and ducks live in fear… one squad of NHS Central High students said no more. These legends didn’t flinch. They rolled up with nothing but determination, questionable footwear, and the kind of energy usually reserved for TikTok dances and final exams. What happened next? Nearly TWENTY bags of soggy chaos were yeeted from the creek near Palmyra bridge. Twenty. As in 2-0. As in, we need a bigger trash can and maybe a trophy. Mother Nature wept. The ducklings saluted. Somewhere, Captain Planet nodded solemnly. To the students who turned a trash heap into a triumph: We bow to you. (fb)