Welp, Henry is up to foster-to-adopt but you just want to make jokes about his most obvious flaw. Yeah yeah I get it. He’s growing out his mustache whiskers far too long. I think he’s in his rebellious phase but everyone keeps mistaking him for the popo with that cop ‘stache. Ol Hank is 10 years old and had a cancer eyeball removed but it didn’t spread so that’s good. Who knows if it’s coming back because cancer is a bastard. Henry is available for foster-to-adopt and needs to be a solo cat because he told us there can only be one cat eyeball in his home so if you bring in another cat he’s going to take em both out. That’s not true. He didn’t say that. He said he just wants a nice peanut butter and jelly sandwich and really, whomst among us doesn’t? c (fb)

Someone come get Kyle’s big ass. Dude walks around like a lumbering cockroach with some serious BDE. I’m just sayin, he might be 11 years old but dude has the gait of a 90s Chris after a Sunday at the Old Country Buffet. c (fb)